December 2011
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It's Christmas. I'm on Tumblr.
There are two sides to every waffle.
Happy Christmas!
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Meow.
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When someone asks you to do something and you get...
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU..
Starting up on Pintrest...
Trying to get a hang of it. Kinda weird to me still.
When google tries to finish your sentence
MY DOG SNORES SO LOUD.
So funny.
me: oh that was awkward and embarrassing, let's forget all about it
mind: lol no i'm going to replay it just when you feel good about yourself or bad about yourself or when you're bored and trying to fall asleep and whenever i want
It sucks when your manager makes you feel like an...
raeey:
She literally asked me what I had wrong with me in this condescending voice and then proceeded to ask how ‘doped up’ I was because I couldn’t remember if I had someone that wanted to take my shift.
It’s the bitch lady that I hate. And what was worse was when I called in and the girl at Customer Service was going to patch me over to the NICE manager, she (the bitch lady) picked up...
columbiauniversity:
James Cameron re-releasing Titanic in 4D. The audience literally drowns at the end
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I'M HOMEEEEE.
1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries
historian: to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
slide to the right
slide to the left
cha cha real smooth
I had a dream that the stud in my nose came out while I was sleeping and I couldn’t get it back in cause it was bent so it was straight so it wouldn’t go all the way into my nose. It was scary.
